Music & Calories

I was just thinking about a dwarf that I used to work with. He loved McDonald's. When lunchtime would come, I'd announce the time with a "Ba-DA-Ba-Ba-Bah." And he'd sing back, "I'm lovin' it," without skipping a beat.

It never occurred for me to ask him if he knew the entire McDonald's jingle from the eighties:

"Big mac, fillet o fish, quarter pounder, french fries, icy coke, thick shake, sundaes and apple pie"

Another thing to add to my list of regrets.

Then I thought of the Oscar Meyer Weiner Song:

"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, that is what I truly want to be.
Cuz if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, everyone would be in love with me.

My bologna has a first name, it's o s c a r.
My bologna has a second name, it's m a y e r.
Oh, I love to eat it everyday
and if you ask me why I'll say-
cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with b o l o g n a"

Creepy time.

Then I tried to think about less embarrassing songs associated with food:

D'Angelo - Brown Sugar
Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever
Dizzie Gillespie - Salt Peanuts
Raekwon - Ice Cream

There must be so many more but I am hungry for a burger now. Don't watch if you're easily disgusted with belly buttons that cry for food.