I was just thinking about a dwarf that I used to work with. He loved McDonald's. When lunchtime would come, I'd announce the time with a "Ba-DA-Ba-Ba-Bah." And he'd sing back, "I'm lovin' it," without skipping a beat.
It never occurred for me to ask him if he knew the entire McDonald's jingle from the eighties:
"Big mac, fillet o fish, quarter pounder, french fries, icy coke, thick shake, sundaes and apple pie"
Another thing to add to my list of regrets.
Then I thought of the Oscar Meyer Weiner Song:
"Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, that is what I truly want to be.Creepy time.
Cuz if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, everyone would be in love with me.
My bologna has a first name, it's o s c a r.
My bologna has a second name, it's m a y e r.
Oh, I love to eat it everyday
and if you ask me why I'll say-
cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with b o l o g n a"
Then I tried to think about less embarrassing songs associated with food:
D'Angelo - Brown Sugar
Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever
Dizzie Gillespie - Salt Peanuts
Raekwon - Ice Cream
There must be so many more but I am hungry for a burger now. Don't watch if you're easily disgusted with belly buttons that cry for food.
2 comments:
i used to base my preference of baseball players based on their names. i came up with:
chili davis
daryl strawberry
. . .
i forget the others.
Meatball Jones
Post a Comment