Dear god, I am the daughter of a white man running for some sort of public office. Please, oh, please, bring Hyemoon and Yewool safely back to Whatever Club's blog. I promise I'll be good. If you do, I'll treat my doll nice and won't make it wear matching outfits with me.
Digression: Crack cocaine is so easy to make. And it's made with cocaine powder. However, possession of crack cocaine entails harsher penalties than possession of cocaine and even manslaughter.
In 1986, Congress passed a law that established an unprecedented five-year mandatory minimum sentence for anyone found in possession of two sugar packets worth of crack, regardless of whether or not that person had a criminal record. Beyond the minimum, additional "sentencing guidelines" tack on extra months or even years for obstruction of justice (which, in some cases, means refusing to admit guilt), whether or not there was a weapon on the premises and prior convictions.
People caught with the drug in 2004, the last year for which data is available, served an average of ten years in federal penitentiaries, while the average convict served 2.9 years for manslaughter, 3.1 years for assault and 5.4 years for sexual abuse.
All you need to make crack cocaine is cocaine, baking soda, water, a pot, and a heat source.
Pour about an ounce of cocaine in the measuring cup.
Add about a teaspoon of baking soda.
Fill with about 3/4 cup of water.
Pour the mixture into the pan.
The mixture will start to bubble. Get a knife and flatten the bubbles.
Continue to flatten the mixture while cooking it.
Cook it until it is solid white.
Continue to cook it until it is solid white.
Place the solid form of cocaine on a towel or napkin to drain.
Place rocks in freezer for 15-20 minutes.
Congratulations you have successfully made crack cocaine.
And, also, if they start posting, I'll stop making and smoking the you-know-what, the goodness.
Dear god, I am the daughter of a white man running for some sort of public office. Please, oh, please, bring Hyemoon and Yewool safely back to Whatever Club's blog. I promise I'll be good. If you do, I'll treat my doll nice and won't make it wear matching outfits with me.
3 comments:
i SAID don't pressure me.
DON'T LET ERIC DOMINATE THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!! He will segue the domination the blog into the eventual domination of our Whatever Club - the movies we watch, the foods we eat, the clothes we wear...the inevitable domination of our very lives.
". . . the music we listen to, the people we vote for, the types of vitamins we take . . . He's so good at telling you why your favorite thing in the world is not that good. We must fight him."
I was considering deleting the whatever's comment until I realized that this place is a democracy where a free exchange of ideas is encouraged. 'Whatever'-PLEASE DON'T PAINT ME AS STALIN!!!!!!
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