Denzel Washington as principal. Whatever Club members are sitting on the ground on their respective nap mats. Denzel is mad and he’s pacing the front of the classroom. There is a fish tank in the corner.Denzel: (with loud voice) Let me ask you something. Do you see any animatronic animals around here having a pizza party?
Members: [Collectively] Nooooooooo.
(Yewool and Moonie are shaking their heads adamantly from side-to-side.)
Denzel: That’s right. Because this ain’t no chuck e. cheese.
(Yewool and Moonie are now nodding their heads up and down) (beat)
Denzel: Do you see any soft tortillas laying around waiting to be filled with rehydrated beans and a special red sauce?
Members: [Collectively] Nooooooooo.
Denzel: That’s right. Because this ain’t no taco bell. And there sure as hell ain’t no bean burritos lying around here. Not on my watch.
James: (raising arm) I wanna bean burrito.
Hyuncher: Nooooo, I want kalbiiiiiiiii. (looks at denzel)
Moonie: I’ll eat anything. I want to be lactose intolerant.
Yewool: Yay!Yay! But my feet are cold.
Whatever: (at denzel) shuddup!
KFCee-lo: Denzel, can you please tell Yewool to put her shoes back on and I think we should go to taco bell for lunch. Chuck E. Cheese is good too.
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If Denzel comes to our next club meeting I'll post for sure.
Does it look like I smoke PCP on the first day of a new job in a new unit?
That's right. That's because this ain't no training day.
i don't understand this.
me too.
There's a Chuck E. Cheese in Brooklyn, by my work.
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