I intended to keep all these to myself, but . . . I cannot. - Trader Joe’s Sparkling Blueberry Juice is like a friend you drink.
- A Butterfinger is like a friend that you eat.
- Olde English Malt Liquor is “oh, so ghetto.”
- Tabouleh with dried figs is “oh, so ethnico.”
- A Best Wingers Express Party Platter from the 2nd ave. location is “all business.”
- I haven't had a good tamale in years. Cry for me, Argentina.
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