Hey there. Me Again.

Members, great event at the bowery mission. Yewool, I got in touch with "NO FUCKIN' CHICKEN" man recently because I forgot to mention the celery in the soup. He sends his best wishes.

Onwards. It's come to my attention that members are putting thought and effort into coming up with activities that we can do as a group.

For those initiated individuals, I wanted to put forth, as clearly as possible, what I am comfortable doing.

These are my boundaries.

These are my bright line principles. They are the lines that I will not cross.

1) I will not go camping and eat poo in the name of team building.
2) I will not . . .

Actually, that's it. I will not do number 1.

Hyuncher's in California and has promised to keep us updated through this robust and lively blog in lieu of making friends and exploring a new city.

She only asks that, in return, we make sure Croptop does not drink too much Jack Daniels by himself while listening to Torn by Natalie Imbruglia.

I will take the first shift. Who will take the subsequent ones?